Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Thank you, thank you for the applause. No autographs, please. I might send you an autograph, though, if you paid me enough.
Friday, September 15, 2006
I've released my latest single in cassette and also in 45 for your convenience. Please support my efforts by purchasing this great piece of musical artwork so I can pay my lawyers.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Now, they're using my name on tarot cards. Can they do this? Shouldn't I be getting royalties or something?